Cosmic Joke

HotDog

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WHAT DID THE BUDDHIST MONK SAY TO THE HOT DOG VENDOR?

monk“MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING.”

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THE VENDOR PREPARES THE HOTDOG AND HANDS IT TO THE MONK.  THE MONK GIVES HIM A TWENTY.

THE VENDOR POCKETS THE MONEY AND TURNS TO HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER.

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monk “BUT WHERE IS MY CHANGE?” says the monk.

 

HotDogBank “CHANGE,” says the vendor, “MUST COME FROM WITHIN.”

2 Responses to “Cosmic Joke”

  1. sj214carr Says:

    Fun! Thanks for sharing…..Susan
    Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

  2. CC - in Annapolis Says:

    A good laugh! :). We all need one- thanks for cheering us all up!

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